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By lalali - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Soulaines
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Alors déjà merci à tous d'avoir validé ma première VDM :p Alors pour la petite histoire, j'étais mal réveillé ce jour là^^, j'suis arrivé à la bourre au bloc (pas d'inquiétude je ne faisais qu'observer ;)). Il y avait plusieurs bacs avec des masques, d'autres avec des surchaussures, des charlottes etc... J'ai pioché dans le premier bac ce qui ressemblait vaguement à une charlotte (car les charlottes et surchaussures sont repliées avant utilisation donc se ressemblent) et j'ai pas cherché à comprendre. Les petits moments de solitude à l'hôpital quoi, et c'est pas la première fois :)