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"sincèrement, je vais vous dire, mon père avait une philosophie : la paix, c'est en avoir une plus grosse que son voisin"
"Maman disait toujours : n'est stupide que la stupidité"
" la semaine prochaine nous parlerons de Freud, et pourquoi il s'enfilait des doses de cocaïne a tuer un cheval"
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Saint-maurice-montcouronne
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Coucou ! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM ! Ma surprise à été grande quand je suis rentrée ; rien de mieux que remonter son moral après un examen ratée que de voir sa VDM publiée (je me suis d'ailleurs mangé ma porte d'entrée (non, non, je vous assure, les pizzas, c'est meilleur)). Je suis là pour vous apporter quelques précisions : Tout d'abord, je ne suis pas le boulet.... hum... personne qui a levé la main mais sa cousine. Hehe. Habitante d'un pays qui ne connaît pas videmerde.fr (pauvre d'eux) elle n'as, bien sûr, pas pu poster elle même sa gaffe. J'en profite donc par la même occasion de la ridiculiser un peu. Re hehe. Elle m'as raconté cette anecdote "brevetique" (il n'y a d'ailleurs pas de brevet dans ce pays, mais un autre examen, tout aussi semblable) lorsque je lui ait conté mes malheurs de révisions pour mes examens blancs. J'ai bien rigoler, et décider de poster cette histoire. D'après ce qu'elle m'as raconté, lorsqu'elle avait levé la main pour l'agiter, le surveillant avait écarquillés les yeux avant d'éclater de rire (attitude tout à fait compréhensible me diriez vous). La classe à bien entendue suivi et le tout c'est transformé en foire. Les cinq dernières minutes furent les plus longues de sa vie. Soutenons-la. Une page facebook a d'ailleurs été cr... Non ? Bon je me tais. Merci aux chères commentateurs : vous m'avez bien fait rire ! Merci aussi à ce qui ont partagés leurs incidents de même genre, je vous soutiendrais aussi dans votre courtes vies. Il me semble aussi avoir vu un commentaire parlant de brocoli... Mais je ne le retrouve plus. Je lance donc un avis de recherche car je suis impatiente de savoir quel est l'individu suspect qui parle de nourriture. Ou, c'est peut-être mon ventre affamé qui cherche des légumes verts. Merci aussi aux modérateurs, et à tous ceux qui ont participé à la publication ! Hey !