By Kreep - 10/03/2008 16:55
I agree, your life sucks
37 015
You deserved it
5 433
OnAprismonpseudo
miss
0
Followed
Followed
0
Followers
Followers
20
Badges
Badges
16
Comments
Comments
1478
Visits
Visits
122
Favorites
Favorites
About Onaprismonpseudo
Singe savante a la sexualité douteuse et a l'hygiène approximative.
Onaprismonpseudo - Followers
Onaprismonpseudo - Followed
Onaprismonpseudo's page visits
Hugged!
Onaprismonpseudo's FML badges
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Multitasking
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Happy month-versary
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Star of the Forum
With over 3000 messages posted on the forum, you certainly seem to be opiniated.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Onaprismonpseudo's favorite FMLs
By Diamonds14 - 14/07/2014 16:49 - France - Amn
I agree, your life sucks
93 200
You deserved it
11 148
Coulée
By glou - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Nantes
I agree, your life sucks
103 215
You deserved it
8 767
By Milwokee - 11/07/2014 13:42 - France - Bordeaux
I agree, your life sucks
105 497
You deserved it
8 061
Milwokee tells us more.
On s'offre une parenthèse, un sursis
By Hello10 - 04/07/2014 13:18 - France - Ifs
I agree, your life sucks
102 826
You deserved it
23 142
Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteure de la VDM (création de compte post-publication... classic !), effectivement il ne s'agit pas de ma grand-mère maternelle, sinon ça n'aurait pas de sens. Pour être exacte, ce n'est pas non plus ma grand-mère paternelle, c'est la mère de mon beau-père, l'actuel mari de ma mère après que mes parents aient divorcé, donc ma belle-grand-mère, vous me suivez ? Voilà, même avec les explications c'est un peu ardu, alors j'ai préféré simplifier :) Et ne vous inquiétez pas, le temps que ma mère s'étrangle avec sa bouchée, Beau-Papa était déjà monté au créneau pour dire à cette vieille fourbe de ne pas s'adresser ainsi à sa femme. Le pauvre ne sait pas comment se sortir de cette situation, "mamie" est horrible et n'en fait qu'à sa tête... Ma mère a généralement l'intelligence de ne pas surenchérir et de se contenter d'un regard assassin, mais quand ça va trop loin, elle ne mâche pas ses mots pour remettre la marâtre à sa place ! Donc en effet, soit c'est le silence lourd soit le pugilat, en tout cas toujours un mauvais moment. Et NON ma maman n'est pas grosse, elle fait juste un poids normal pour une dame de 50 ans qui a eu trois enfants, non mais !