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By Eugen - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Noisy-le-grand
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Donc si tu veux parler de tout ce que j'ai cité plus haut n'hésite pas, et meme si tu veux parler de ce qui est plus haut bah parlons aussi X)
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Bonsoir ! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM et je suis contente d'avoir été publiée ! Par contre, je suis un peu surprise par la polémique engendrée dans les commentaires ! Du coup, je me permets d'apporter des précisions : - Bien entendu, pour moi c'est une vie de merde car j'ai dit autopsie au lieu d'échographie ! J'ai même pas eu le temps de rectifier mon lapsus, la nana s'est enfuie avec un air horrifié ! - Cette dame n'était pas âgée, la quarantaine peut-être, elle ne voulait même pas prendre la place car le bus était à moitié vide, c'était "pour le principe" ! Donc une casse-bonbon qui se mêle de tout... sa remarque ne m'aurait pas énervée si elle avait été en difficulté. - Oui, je ne suis qu'à trois mois de grossesse, mais je suis exténuée, je m'évanouis très facilement, je fais de l'hypoglycémie si je ne mange pas toutes les deux heures. A part ça, rappelons-nous que toutes les grossesses sont différentes, donc c'est sympa de ne pas prononcer de jugement trop hâtif ! Une belle année à tous :)