Nabka

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About Nabka

Esprit rêveur Donneur d'orgasmes Distributeur de bonheur Concrétiseur de fantasmes Beau parleur à contre cœur Diffuseur de sarcasmes Exterminateur

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I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

He who tries, wins.

See, one of you was right.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Profile completed

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I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Beginner

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Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Up and coming moderator

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Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

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Debonnesbases 6

Bonsoir, Je suis l'auteur de la vdm. Je vais en rassurer beaucoup en vous confiant que ma copine plaisantait, bien sûr (et que la manière dont elle tourne ses plaisanteries fait que même une invention de ce type n'est pas chez elle de mauvais goût). Suite à une petite histoire complice entre nous, et parce qu'elle a un réel talent pour le théâtre, elle m'a accueilli en faisant mine d'avoir pris une grande, trèès grande décision et a maintenu le suspens très longuement avant de m'annoncer..cette fameuse idée. Au final, ce qui est le plus drôle dans l'histoire, c'est tout le jeu qu'elle a développé autour de sa plaisanterie, plus que ce qui est raconté ici, et qui serait une situation des plus sordides.. Pour commenter les derniers mots de la vdm, son boss ne la harcèle pas non plus, seulement il est un brin trop enclin aux compliments et il rêve de toute évidence un peu trop (aaah le fantasme lesbien..). Cela dit ne vous en faites pas pour nous deux, l'appartement viendra, et l'argent (au moins un petit peu) également on l'espère, mais d'une manière respectable. Merci à tous, je vois qu'il y en a qui ont rebondi sur mon histoire pour lâcher des jets de bons mots en tous genres ;)