By Chipsagogo - 05/11/2013 16:05 - France - Puteaux
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Vieux dragon ( note les dragon sont des créatures de la famille des dinosaures et qui dont immortel à moins qu'on les tue (cf le hobbit) ) de plusiers milliard d année.
Toute ma famille a été mangé par des homme de neandertal ai j'ai juré de me venger de toutr les humanité en mangant les homme un par un.
Je suis armé de mon PRNP (abréviations de Pistole a Rayons Neutronique et Protonique qui est lui même une abréviations de PENRNPRAIE qui veut dire Pistolet a Énergie Nucléaire à Rayons Neutronique et Preutonique à Refroidissement Aqueux et à Impulsion Électromagnétiques) pistolet créé grâce à mes connaissances draconique.
Pour ce qui se le demande oui je peut cracher des flammes grâce un organes situe dans ma gorge qui stocke le méthane produit par mon organisme et quand je le veut je chauffe cette organe jusqu'à ce que le méthane s'enflamme et alors je l'expulse par la bouche. Voila comment je crache des flammes
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