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About Helsmerha
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Une nana banal parmis tant d'autres, qui vie dans sa bulle, dans son monde.
Decalée, fan de jeux videos, manga, art, musique, tattoos.... Et tant d'autres choses.
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Bonjour ! Je suis l’auteure de cette VDM. Elle date d’il y a quelques années mais est réelle. Je ne pensais pas que celle-ci susciterait certains commentaires … Pour ceux qui se poseraient la question, oui, ça existe et oui, ça marche aussi bien qu’un spray pour la gorge, peut-être même mieux car c’est un anesthésiant. La VDM n’était pas là mais plutôt le fait que mon boss l’ait vu. Pour ceux qui trouvent ça « dégueu », « immonde » ou me pensent « malade, tordue ou cas social », il me semble qu’en 2018 on pourrait commencer à accepter les pratiques sexuelles des autres même si on ne les partage pas (dans la limite de la légalité bien sûr) … En ce qui concerne la suite, au début on était très gênés puis on en a plaisanté pendant quelques temps avant que je ne quitte l’entreprise pour d’autres raisons. Bonne journée !
Bonjour à tous et à toutes, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM ! Je suis ravi d'avoir été validé ! Pour rassurer tout le monde, bébé va très bien, il s'appelle Swan et pèse 3kg670, un beau bébé. Heureusement pour nous, petit Swan était un enfant désiré, pour dans quelques années, mais maintenant qu'il est la nous profitons de notre merveille! Pour ce qui est du déni en lui-même, nous ne savons pas ce qui a pu le provoquer, ma femme ayant continué d'avoir ses règles tout au long de la grossesse, n'ayant pas prit un gramme , et aucun symptômes n'étant visible. Pour ce qui est de l'obésité, ma chérie fait 1m70 et 65kg loin de l'obésité donc ! Ensuite, pour le matériel de puériculture, j'ai abandonné maman et bébé à la maternité, durant une journée pour faire les magasins en urgence avec une des grands mères du petit. C'est fou les modèles de lits, poussettes, biberons et autres qui existent ! Les vêtements nous ont étés donnés en majorité par l'entourage, en attendant d'avoir le temps de faire les magasins plus calmement. Maintenant, il nous reste à déménager (notre appartement n'ayant qu'une chambre), prévenir toute la famille et se mettre d'accord pour décorer la chambre de bébé ! Merci à tous pour vos félicitations, et bisous de la part de notre bébé surprise