By MadameDodue - 24/10/2017 17:43
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By Anonyme - 17/10/2017 22:30 - France - Bagnolet
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le pire c'est qu'elle le sait sûrement que je l'aime pas mais elle pense avoir sa chance :S
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By Anonyme - 25/12/2016 00:03
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Bonjouuuur, en fait ça c'est passé il y a une dizaine d'années. Heureusement je n'arrivais pas vite, et j'avais de bon freins ^^ Le plus terrible c'est qu'il y a une très bonne visibilité à ce croisement, donc Papi n'avait vraiment aucune excuse. Il est arrivé, à coulé le stop bien comme il faut (ou plutôt comme il me faut pas). On a pilé tout les deux, lui s'est arrêté au milieu de la route me bloquant le passage, et est descendu m'embrouiller. Je vous passe le passage sur les femmes au volant (parce qu'en plus d'être con il était misogyne, tant qu'à faire). Il a commencé à me causer prio à droite sauf que nan coco, quand tu as un stop tu t'arrêtes, que j'arrive de ta gauche ou de ta droite. Je pense qu'en fait il n'avait pas vu le panneau et quand il s'est rendu compte qu'il était en tort, il s'est enfoncé dans sa mauvaise foi. Puis il a fini par décréter que de toutes façons j'aurais dû lui céder le passage parce qu'il est vieux. Mais bien sur. Et la marmotte, hein. Et enfin, il a commencé à me menacer d'appeler les flics, ce à quoi je lui ai répondu que je pouvais lui prêter mon portable, que je pouvais même appeler pour lui et que j'avais hâte qu'ils arrivent. Il a fini par partir avec un "pff !" de vieux qui ne sais plus quoi répondre mais qui veut le dernier mot, il y a sûrement eu une flopée d'insultes derrière que je n'ai pas entendues (faudrait pas le dire en face, non plus). Au final je suis arrivée à la bourre et super énervée au boulot, alors que je pars en avance justement pour prévoir les aléas de la route :D