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Bonjour à toutes et à tous, Je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! Alors cette histoire m'est arrivée il y a quelques jours déjà, j'en ai donc pour 2 mois et 20 jours de plâtre, et un cours séjour de 2 jours à l'hôpital. L'infirmière s'est excusée à plusieurs reprises à mon retour au lycée. Lorsque je suis allée à son bureau après "l'accident" j'avais le poignée enflé et rouge. D'après elle, j'avais seulement fait un faux mouvement dans ma chute. Mais le soir, après être rentrée et avoir mis de la glace et de la crème la douleur était telle que ma mère m'a emmenée aux urgences. Après 2 bonnes heures d'attente et 4 radios le verdict est tombé : 3 fractures ! Les médecins ont bien rigolé pour l'histoire du "faux mouvement". Bon, ce qui est cool c'est qu'elle me perdra un peu plus au sérieux ^^ Le directeur lui, n'était pas très fier de son "manque de professionnalisme" je cite. En tout cas, vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire ! Merci d'avoir publié ma VDM et merci encore à vous tous :)