Flasher
By barebackingit - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Kanata
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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By barebackingit - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Kanata
By Anonymous - 15/09/2013 19:53 - Romania - Bucharest
By ak_6694 - 22/09/2012 07:29 - Australia - Lane Cove
By MistressSuzuka - 21/09/2012 00:05 - United States - Milwaukee
By unaware - 19/09/2012 04:14 - United States - Columbus
For anyone who is interested, she has taken it with good humour and is still laughing about it. It's one of those electronic scales, so I did briefly get her to believe that due to the GFC, the scales would say she was putting on more pounds than kilos before I came clean with the truth.