PatateDeCompet

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Tu m'entends toi qui compte venir m'envoyer un message, tu m'entends ? Si tu m'entends, vas te faire enculer. ? "Tu l'entends ? Bien sur que tu l'entends. Le murmure. Le murmure assourdissant et permanent. Il a envahit la ville et les exprits, il arpente les rues en hurlant. Le murmure. Assourdissant et permanent, comme un bruit parasite à l'intérieur qui t'epuise, qui souffle à l'oreille de chacun : t'es mauvais, bon à rien, tu seras jamais assez bien. Qui t'repetes "t'es comme ça, où tu devrais, ça changerait rien si tu changeais. Le murmure assourdissant et permanent qui espère te mettre à terre en tcriant "Essaye pas drefaire l'histoire, t'y arriveras jamais, c'est trop tard, c'est baisé, c'est imprimé dans les mémoires. Le murmure assourdissant et permanent qui tfait croire qu'il y a pas de rédemption, pas dpardon, pas drachat, pas dremission. Et tu l'acceptes! Tu le laisses rentrer."

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