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By ::Tracy:: - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia
By Anonymous - 25/06/2013 04:56 - United States - Houston
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By Anonymous - 16/06/2013 18:49 - France - Le Rove
OP here. I made an account so I could follow up. For those of you doubting my parenting: in my household, no banshee-like deed goes unpunished. Yes, this was a school suspension, for those unsure, and it was three weeks, which is pretty reasonable. Sadly, this is a continuation jr. high school for kids who've been permanently expelled (I'm surprised no one asked why she's still in school during the summer), where banshee-like behaviors such as this are not rare.