By Rendezmoimabinouz - 06/09/2013 15:27 - France - Paris
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By MLittle - 18/08/2013 15:40 - France - T
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By Fillecaniche - 02/06/2013 23:52 - France
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(C'est moi qui ai écrit la VDM qui a d'ailleurs été validée bien plus vite que je le pensais !) Voici des réponses/éclaircissements : Mon chien n'a rien, l'homme ne l'a pas lancé fort donc mon caniche s'est réceptionné sans peine. Il est juste un peu plus peureux que d'habitude, mais rien de dramatique. La raison pour laquelle j'ai demandé au passant de renvoyer le (oui "le" pas "la", oups !) bâton, c'est parce que mon chien n'osait pas l'attraper. Il restait statique aux pieds de l'homme en fixant le bout de bois, attendant très visiblement qu'on lui lance. Donc l'homme a pris mon chien et l'a lancé dans ma direction mais ne lui a pas donné de coup de pied ( je crois que c'est ce que vous aviez compris pour la plupart ? ). Et pour ceux qui se le demandent : Bien sur que j'ai engueulé monsieur, qui s'est excusé (mais est parti en riant). J'ai d'ailleurs donné son "signalement" à mes parents au cas où. Pour finir : Les caniches sont des vrais chiens >_< Ils ont autant d'affection à donner, mais sans les allergies et les poils partout dans la maison !
By ghozelaaam - 21/05/2013 12:32 - France - Angers
By SeuNeuCeuFeu - 07/05/2013 16:11 - France
Coucou (ou plutôt recoucou) tout le monde, je suis l'auteur de la vdm. J'ai crée un compte parceque vous m'avez tous bien fait rire ! (ce qui ne règle malheureusement pas le problème de ma digestion difficile...) Je tiens aussi à dire que je suis passée chez le médecin qui m'a prescrit deux médicaments dont un lavement qui ne font malheureusement pas effet... Merci à tous ceux qui m'ont filé des conseils, jvais tester le jus de pruneaux ( ça à pas l'air super bon mais vu au point où j'en suis...) Ah oui au fait, j'ai carrément eu peur en me réveillant que justement mon rêve soit comme la légende du rêve du pipi où on se reveille avec les draps mouillés mais heureusement mon transit est trop bloqué. De plus c'est la deuxième fois depuis le début de la semaine que je fais un rêve du genre. RDM, rêve de merde ?