By belgecon - 08/04/2015 21:01 - France - Paris
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Venant de valider ma licence de lettres modernes et classiques, je suis à la recherche d'un emploi de conducteur de tram afin de pouvoir aider les autres.
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bonjour à tous, oui c'est moi qui ai (malheureusement) posté cette vdm. Oui moi aussi aussi j'ai été étonnée le jour de mon accouchement (bientot trois mois... mais la logique du site veut que l'on commence par aujourd'hui, car je peux vous assurer que le jour de l'accouchement j'étais pas disposée à rire la dessus ni à poster une vdm lol...) mais bon le plus important pour moi c'est d'avoir mon petit ange à mes cotés et peu importe son nom (même si ça étonne un peu les gens quand je l'appelle mais ça me pose pas de problème) en espérant qu'elle vous fasse autant rire que moi j'ai maudit mon mari (puisqu'après tout c'est le but du site quand même). et ne vous inquiétez pas pour Mémé, il va très bien et son père s'occupe très bien de lui :) EDIT: et pour ceux qui sont atterrés, quand j'étais à la maternité j'en ai vu de belles, notamment "nymphadora" ... je sais pas où ils ont été le chercher