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About Bluffmaster

Guitariste massacreur, auteur compositeur, j'ai repris la musique après un long, trop long arrêt. Il va sans dire que j'ai dû, je dois, tout réapprendre. J'aime surtout le rock, le blues, le classique, la (bonne) chanson française. Hormis la musique, j'aime la littérature, la nature, mes amis... plein de trucs en fait. J'aime, j'adore la vie quoi! Et je suis bouddhiste pratiquant depuis 30 ans.

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I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

At night, all FMLs are grey.

To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

Verified

You are now a certified FML member

Binkie

You agreed with your own post. Nice.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

He who tries, wins.

See, one of you was right.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

Beginner

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Perfectionist

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I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

One ring to rule them all

You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Back from the party

An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Omelette Master Badge

You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!

VALIDATOR

You said "I agree" with 1000 posts

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

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joanson 16

Bonsoir je suis l'auteur de la VDM J'ai eu de nombreuses discutions avec ma fille. Mais ce n'est pas la première fois qu'elle me fais un coup pareil. Elle reste une enfant dans sa tête et ne fais pas d'effort pour atteindre la maturité. :/ nous essayons de nous remettre sur de bonnes bases