By StatueGrecque - 31/07/2018 11:27

You are now a certified FML member
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
See, one of you was right.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You're following 200 people
You're following 100 people
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You're following 50 people
By StatueGrecque - 31/07/2018 11:27
By VDM - 30/05/2018 14:00
By Anonymous - 17/04/2018 06:00 - France - Grenoble
By "pif_paf_pouf_" - 16/04/2018 15:32 - France
By Skblllz - 20/03/2018 11:30
Salut à tous, je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! Alors la VDM a été un peu modifiée. Elle s'est passée il y a un peu de plus de dix ! En fait on était quatre gamins entre 8 et 14 ans, nos parents étaient partis faire des courses. Le plus jeune est allé chercher quelque chose dans sa chambre en haut, et c'est en redescendant les escaliers qu'il a glissé et est tombé. Sa console ne s'est pas vraiment éteinte mais l'écran avait freezé et on a été obligé d'éteindre à la fin (au grand désespoir de son propriétaire qui jouait à pokemon et qui n'avait pas sauvegardé depuis presque deux heures ^^). En l'entendait se mettre à hurler, on a vraiment eu peur, on se voyait déjà appeler les pompiers et allé chercher nos parents en catastrophe ^^ Contrairement à ce que j'ai pu lire, non il ne jouait pas dans les escaliers, il avait juste sa console dans la main (mais je sais quel point certaines personnes adorent juger mes autres à partir de 4 pauvres lignes....)