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By mais_pourquoiiii - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Le Cannet
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Hello, je suis l'auteure de la VDM (oui je débarque 15 ans plus tard mais bon ? et je me suis créé un compte exprès :P) Alors déjà wouah merci de m'avoir publier, je m'y attendais pas ? ensuite certains commentaires m'ont fait bien rire, je ne pensais pas que l'utilisation de "toison pubienne" partirait sur un débat sur l'épilation ;) alors non je n'étais pas en mode jungle totale, j'étais épilée mais avec quelques poils, j'ai juste utilisé cette expression parce que c'était plus court que de donner des détails sur mon épilation (désolé si certain ont eu des visions d'horreur ?). Ensuite, pour défendre mon copain (avec qui je suis toujours d'ailleurs et on en rigole encore beaucoup de cette première fois ?) j'ai (j'avais) les cheveux violets mais pas super clair, plutôt violet/noir et mon copain trouvait ma couleur de cheveux tellement belle et bien faite qu'il pensait que c'était naturel et pas du tout du à une coloration, même si maintenant il me dit souvent "j'étais vraiment débile en fait de croire que c'était une couleur de cheveux existante!" ? et pour ce qui est du pseudo, bien entendu mon copain n'est pas l'homme le plus débile du monde, j'écrivais la vdm à côté de lui et c'est lui qui a tenu à ce que je mette ce pseudo parce qu'il se sentait vraiment débile sur le coup ;) mais bon je l'aime quand même ;)