Nippe

mr
0
Followed
1
Followers
16
Badges
15
Comments
2095
Visits
47
Favorites
  • Dans un Calamar Pamplemousse, Pas loin de la mer
  • Not specified
  • Not specified
  • single

About Nippe

Bonjour à toi, l'espionneur/euse, pervers(e) voire voyeur/euse qui regarde mon profil à mon insu ! Nomdidiou ! Épique comme juron hein ? Enfin bref, moi c'est Nippe, le cousin maléfique de la nappe. J'ai l'habitude de ne pas parler aux gens, mais si tu veux m'envoyer un MP, alors je respecterai les codes de notre société. Je te répondrai poliment et je t'enverrai une photo de thé chaud, ou Bouillon, car il faut toujours accueillir un invité avec une boisson chaude. Faute de moyens (le thé ne pouvant pas être transféré par MP), la photo fera l'affaire. Sinon, j'aime 42, la fête de la serviette, la tarte à l'ananas flambé (mais pas encore flambé hein), le calamar pamplemousse et la bipolarité. Pour me divertir, je fais du hockey sur boue, de la natation pas synchronisée, du badminton avec un ballon de rugby et du rugby avec de la tarte à la framboise. Voilà voilà... Tu peux partir maintenant hein, ça m'arrangerait beaucoup. Merci.

Nippe - Followers

Nippe - Followed

Nippe's page visits

lovers5201 profnorrpo... kbayes4048 XxJordyyBu... [459280706... momo_chan Lukasssss UnNinja14 babbounne emmanou82 Mahoe Jiunnie

Hugged!

laliilalou ViveMatlab Sixiou

Nippe's FML badges

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

The list of badges to find

Nippe's favorite FMLs

Tabb tells us more.

Tabb 29

Bonjour. Je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Je vous apporte quelques informations suite aux commentaires (mieux vaut tard que jamais). Pour répondre à certaines questions en vrac : - Je suis bien un homme et en couple avec mon fiancé. Donc oui je suis gay. - La personne qui m'a répondu n'était pas homophobe du tout. A vrai dire elle m'a proposé d'autres horaires. Mais je ne pouvais pas car j'étais déjà salarié avec un emploi du temps chargé. - Le poste proposé ne me convenait pas particulièrement. J'y allais par acquis de conscience mais finalement ce n'était pas si dramatique de ne pouvoir m'y rendre. - Non, je n'ai pas mis de soufflons à mon copain qui n'y était pour rien. En général le dernier parti de l'appart ferme à clé. Ce jour là il a fermé quand même par habitude. C'est mal tombé pour moi. - Enfin je n'avais effectivement qu'à ne pas oublier mes clés dans la voiture. Mais qui n'oublie jamais rien ? ^^' Enfin, pour ceux qui parlent de manque de respect, je ne vois comprends pas. C'est un imprévu comme il peut en arriver plein. J'ai trouvé un poste qui m'allait mieux peu de temps après. Et aujourd'hui je suis mon propre patron donc j'en rigole. Et si un jour ça arrive à quelqu'un que je recrute j'en rigolerai d'autant plus :D