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By coquillette - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Poitiers
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Salut à toi jeune personne qui regarde mon profil...moi c'est Scott ? et toi c'est comment ?
Dis moi en MP, tu auras peut-être mon snap, Facebook tout ce que tu veux !!
Je réponds toujours, quoi qu'il arrive, même si t'es moche ou autres... !! ?
Bon je vais pas tout dévoiler sur ma vie et ce que j'aime si non le mystère n'existe plus...
Si tu veux en savoir plus, viens me parler si tu oses ! ? si non va voir quelqu'un d'autre et me casse pas les couilles bitch !! ? je rigole calme toi...?
PS : je suis très expressif avec les smileys...?
PS numéro 2 : M'envoyez pas de MP, je suis banni ! J'ai trop le seum...en revanche, en contre-parti tu peux laisser un petit miaou...ça fait toujours plaisir !! ?
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Salut à tous je suis l'auteur de cette VDM ! Alors en fait je vis avec mes grands-parents toute la semaine ce qui fait que toute la semaine je ne peux pas téléphoner à ma copine car non ce n'est pas "la honte" mais le fait de savoir être écouté qui me gêne. Les murs sont mal insonorisés mais quand mon grand-père entends que je suis au téléphone il baisse le son de sa télé ou de sa radio pour mieux entendre ! Au moment où il a répondu alors que je disais à ma copine qu'il écoutait au porte j'ai été plutôt surpris mais au final je lui ai fait remarquer qu'il avait répondu alors que je ne lui parlais pas ce à quoi il à tout simplement répondu "ah oui oups" :) Donc oui je suis sur écoute mais ça va on peut toujours s'envoyer des messages avec ma copine pas de soucis ça marche aussi !