La pub VDM du jour : Choice Hotel
By Lewis - 07/06/2018 18:30 - France - Paris
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Salut à tous ! Je suis l’auteure de la VDM. Déjà, merci aux modérateurs qui ont fait publier ma VDM. Et merci pour vos commentaires : certains m’ont fait beaucoup rire (#12 & #27 particulièrement). Et non, ce n’était pas une blague mais bel et bien une proposition sérieuse. Pour répondre à #28 : je n’ai pas accepté, je ne me voyais pas vraiment dans cette branche, je n’aurai pas été capable de soulever une carcasse pour en débiter un filet (moi avec un couteau ? Ils sont fous ceux-là, ça finirai avec une amputation artisanale). Après un moment de blanc (oui il fallait que mon cerveau comprenne que c’était très sérieux) j’ai préféré dire à cet employé que je pouvais faire des concessions et travailler dans d’autres domaines - oh vous savez, je disais aimer les animaux, mais en fait, pas tant que ça, et puis je suis vachophile vous voyez… - Je n’ai que 24 ans et vivant encore chez mes parents (ils ont gentiment accepté de me garder tant que je n’aurai pas une situation financière stable) je peux me permettre d’espérer mieux, ou même de trouver un emploi là où je suis diplômée – quitte à faire – (qui n'a rien a voir avec les animaux d'ailleurs mais vu qu'il n'avait aucune proposition sans rapport avec ce diplôme hein...) mais ce n’est pas toujours évident de nos jours… Donc j'attend toujours des nouvelles de pôle emplois tout en envoyant des lettres à plusieurs établissements ^^ Sinon : #66 : oui j’avoue, j’ai menti… Je ne me suis pas jetée sur le site de VDM dès mon retour de pôle emplois ce n’était donc pas « Aujourd’hui » (enfin, hier) mais il y a quelques jours… J’aurai du commencer ma VDM par « Aujourd’hui, enfin il y a 2 jours, 4 heures et 26 minutes » ? #50 : Les animaux ?! Zoophile ?! Ça ne va pas bien dans ta tête, non mais oh ! « Amoureuse », c’était une expression... Non, moi je suis dendrophile ;-) Je tiens aussi à dire que, à travers cette VDM je ne voulais ni me plaindre, ni critiquer les employés de Pôle emplois, juste partager cette situation à la fois glauque, étrange, et amusante avec vous. Sur ce : bien à vous les amis ! :)