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In the northwestern infection breakout in 2008, a man named ******* *** was an unfortunate victim when a recently bitten friend came to his house. The friend reanimated as a zombie at his house and attacked *******. After a couple minutes of struggling aganist the creature, he kicked it off of him and tried to get something to fight with. He grabbed a hachet and started to hack at his friend. Not knowing that he wasn't hurting the creature, he didn't notice when it jerked it's head up and came at him. It threw him against the wall and began to maul him on the ground. After it had taken a chunk out of his shoulder, he stopped attacking, and slowly walked out of the house. Lying on the floor, losing blood rapidly, ******* tried to move, but failed. After 692 seconds, he died and it took only 107 seconds to reanimate. He now is the cause of many deaths in the United States, causing about 53 deaths (and increasing fast) a month.

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