Surveillance
By HiddlePuff - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
By HiddlePuff - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia
By windthroughmyflab - 13/05/2015 23:19 - United States
By Ixlovexwaffles - 29/04/2015 20:33
By advanced history teacher - 27/04/2015 04:58 - United States - Phoenix
By kysier - 01/03/2015 23:36 - United States - Campbellsville
I would have laughed it off had she made the post a week later, it's the fact that I told her specifically not to post anything or talk to anyone about it for at least a few days so I could announce it to everyone else. She knew I told her first. It's the fact that that is how it was announced.