By Petitmarsouin - 14/08/2016 09:03 - France
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Bonsoir je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! Je n'ai pas le même pseudo car je ne me suis pas identifiée en publiant la VDM. Alors je suis la copine en question et je suis très étonnée que ma VDM soit publiée ^^ Pour ceux qui n'y croient pas, ça s'est réellement produit aujourd'hui même :-) C'est vrai qu'on a eu un fou rire mais après on a continué et ça n'a rien gâché de ce moment ! Je pense que tout le monde a connu des moments drôles en pleine action ! :) Bien à vous, La licorne :P
Bonjour bonsoir ! Je suis l'auteur. Alors je suis "content" de voir que je ne suis pas le seul dans ce cas. Je fais allusion au sport car je cours tous les jours et essaye d'améliorer un maximum ma respiration afin d'avoir un cardio irréprochable. Après une séance, je ne sais pas comment expliquer ce phénomène mais (certainement à cause de l'effort), j'ai l'impression de respirer encore mieux, et donc d'être encore plus sensible ce qui je vous assure est vraiment insupportable. Je me rends également compte que plus je passe de temps à côté d'un fumeur, plus j'ai de mal a prendre de grosse bouffé d'air, vous savez, celles qui remplissent vos poumons et qui vous fait sentir bien. Ce qui en soit est pas terrible pour le sport. Cependant je respecte les sportifs qui fument (apparemment fumer occasionnellement serait bon pour la course, comme le coca qui rallonge la vie). Les non fumeurs le savent, c'est une odeur qu'on repère très facilement, et (oui on est des chieurs) même à 10 mètres ça peut être désagréable. Sachez que ça ne m'empêche pas d'avoir des collègues qui fument comme des pompiers je m'éloigne juste un peu à chaque fois. Pour finir je reviens sur le sport, j'ai de l'expérience militaire, et les plus sportifs et, les anciens de régiment d'élite ne fument pas et affirment que ce n'est pas bon du tout quand il y a un projet sportif derrière l'entraînement (ce qui est mon cas). Voilà ce sera tout, merci pour tous les commentaires et d'avoir validé ma VDM (je ne pensai jamais dire ça un jour !).