Tchoute

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  • Ma Niche,
  • 45 years-old
  • Monday 15 October 1979
  • In a relationship

About Tchoute

Autant d'intelligence que de bêtise contenues dans la Tchoute ! Un "ouaf", ça aime aussi les "miaou" ! ;-) --- Petite précision qui va faire gagner du temps à tout le monde : non ça va pas. Alcoolique, névrosée et dépressive, le cap de la quarantaine me guette (Huguette) et me donne envie d'acheter un mètre de réglisse pour me prendre avec. Sauf que je suis boulimique et que du coup, à chaque fois je le bouffe avant. Maintenant que c'est dit, plus la peine de me mp pour me dire "salut, ça va?", formule bateau par excellence qui m'exaspère d'autant plus que tout le monde se fout de la réponse, et que j'ai le mal de mer. Merci d'avance. ☺

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