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About Lesoufdelatouffe
J'aime: rêver, faire la c... L'humour noir, les desserts (surtout les tiramisù), les mojitos, le cinéma, faire de la voile, le rock (sous plus ou moins toutes ses formes), la coriandre, le théâtre, les films de Noël à la tv (même s'ils sont mauvais), et la lecture, surtout les romans anglais, mais aussi les grands classiques comme Maupassant, Zola ou Victor Hugo... J'aime Danser!
Je n'aime pas: perdre, le rap/rnb, qu'on dise "peulze" au lieu de puzzle (peuzeul), l'expression -bonne fin d'appétit-le boudin noir, et la pub pour les kinder bueno("On partage ?"), mais surtout... Courir, aaaaah! Au secours!
PS: vous saviez que "coq" en vieil argot ça voulait dire bite? Certains vers de Rimbaud changent de sens non?
Sinon, j'aime bien les mp, donc n'hésitez pas à en laisser un après le bip.
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(cf Drolemox)
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Hello! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire pour la plupart mais j'en trouve certains très durs. Quand on a une forte poitrine, peu importe que le soutien gorge soit adapté ou pas, ce n'est quand même pas très agréable d'en porter un. Du coup je l'avais enlevé et posé sur mon sac à côté de moi pour pouvoir regarder ma série plus à l'aise. Je précise que les enfants étaient endormis à ce moment là. Et quand les parents sont rentrés, j'ai pris mon sac et je n'ai pas fait attention, et comme il faisait assez noir dans la pièce je n'ai pas vu que j'avais oublié quelque chose. En fait, je m'en suis rendue compte dans l'ascenseur donc je suis remontée tout de suite, je leur ai dit que j'avais oublié un truc et je l'ai récupéré en toute discrétion avant qu'ils ne le remarquent. Donc pour tous ceux qui pensent que je pourrais être la cause d'un divorce, rassurez vous ce n'est pas le cas. Et si je m'en étais rendue compte plus tard, je les aurais évidemment appelés afin d'éviter tout malentendu entre eux! Bref, je suis quand même contente que ma petite mésaventure ait été publiée. Au moins elle aura bien fait parler. ;)