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About Mariemelody

"It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife It's meeting the man of my dreams And then meeting his beautiful wife And isn't it ironic...don't you think..."

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Beginner

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Socialite

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Mobility

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The rules are the rules

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Checking you out

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Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Inception

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One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

I like your style

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Up and coming moderator

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Profile completed

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It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

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cassocial tells us more.

Je suis l'auteur de cette vdm, Wouhouuu, c'est ma premiere VDM publiée ! ;) J'ai envie de vous apporter quelques explications supplémentaires, non pas sur la VDM car tout est dit, mais sur mon coloc', pour faire durer le plaisir : Je suis en stage à Malte pour tout l'été, en coloc' avec 3 autres étudiants. L'ambiance est sympa, les gens aussi, mais l'allemand... Ce gars est incroyable. Le "cassocial", c'est LUI !! Il faut savoir aussi qu'à Malte il y a beaucoup de cafards, qui sortent surtout le soir dans la rue. La premiere fois qu'il en a vu un, il a voulu le prendre en photo, la bestiole s'est enfuie en voyant le flash et l'allemand l'a insulté. Concernant le cafard enfermé (le pot de confiture est vide, on voit super bien à travers d'ailleurs...youpi!), une autre colocataire lui a fait la remarque que c'était cruel de faire ca et que c'était pas en accord avec ses principes de végétarien (l'allemand est végétarien), ce à quoi il lui a répondu "c'est un insecte, pas un animal". Imparable... Une autre histoire trop longue pour être postée en VDM : l'autre jour, il a acheté un gros pack de bière et a tenté de le faire rentrer tel-quel dans le frigo. La porte ne fermant pas ( car le pack est trop gros) il a forcé, puis voyant que ca ne fonctionnait pas, il a placé une chaise devant la porte du frigo pour la tenir approximativement fermée. Ensuite, il a dit à mon autre colocataire que la porte du frigo était cassée... (... soupir) Voilà, je tenais à partager un peu de ma souffrance avec vous, 1 mois que je le supporte, lui et ses bizarreries, je devrais tenir un blog... ;)