Je ne suis pas du matin
By calidi - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
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By calidi - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By superherote - 09/03/2012 21:30 - France
By paflechat - 05/07/2011 14:42 - France
By hel-N - 16/11/2010 09:30 - Reserved
By Blaue Hase - 25/03/2010 20:37
Bonsoir! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM (pfiou ça fait bizarre d'écrire ça...). Merci pour la publication et tous les commentaires! Pour rassurer tout le monde: le patient va bien, c'était un très bon chirurgien qui a rattrapé son erreur très rapidement et sans qu'il y ait de conséquences! Mais c'est vrai que sur le coup, quand on entend ce genre de remarque c'est quand même l'angoisse! En tout cas je vois que ce genre de situations en inspire certains! (mention spéciale au pavé de NeoShiki qui m'a vraiment beaucoup fait rire!)