By jenpeuxplus - 30/07/2015 21:29 - France - Lyon
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By lowlau - 04/07/2008 15:33
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Hello! Eh bien, je suis l'auteure de cette vdm. Pour la suite, je peux vous avouer que j'étais vraiment gênée, je le croyais endormi lol! Mais bon, j'ai pas relever ce qu'il a dit, et bah voilà, on continue de jouer au chat et à la souris. J'espère que ca va aboutir :)