La lose
By 00/20 - 17/11/2016 19:26 - France - Le Pallet
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Saluuuuuut je suis l'auteure de cette VDM (je ne sais pas si c'est vérifiable car je n'ai pas mis mon adresse e-mail quand j'ai soumis la vdm. Honte à moi ). Alors j'ai crée un compte pour apporter deux trois petites précisions. Tout d'abord, quand je suis sortie de chez le dentiste, j'ai remarqué que je n'avais pas de mal à articuler malgré le fait que je bavais un peu (sexy je sais) donc j'ai assez vite repris mes habitudes de pipellette. En croisant mon ami, qui était en voiture, il m'a gentillement proposé de me ramener chez moi (chose qu'il regrette sûrement). Sur la route monsieur me taquinais, j'ai soufflé d'exaspération en rigolant et en le regardant en même temps (mauvaise idée), ma lèvre inférieur a tremblé et un magnifique jet de bave, à pleine puissance, s'est dirigé et ecrasé sur sa tête. Comme il conduisait, j'ai essuyé son visage en étant morte rire et c'est lui qui a dit "en plein dans la face. Headshot" d'ou le headshot à la fin de la vdm. Si il y a des fautes dans ce roman, désolé.