RyanWolves

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  • SCV, United States
  • 35 years-old
  • Tuesday 16 May 1989
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Today, my girlfriend and I were at her home alone and found a pair of handcuffs, i put it on one wrist for fun thinking it was fake. They weren't fake and we couldn't find a key. After hours of trying to pick the lock I get in my car to go home as a cop rolls up to the house because her parents got into a heated dispute, i had to let the cop know what happened to get the handcuffs off...oh and she's underage. FML

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Hi everyone, person who wrote the FML here. There seems to be some sort of confusion going on around here, I didn't laugh because my stepmother said that my grandmother was in a better place, It was just the wrong thing to burst out laughing to...not that the funeral helped at all. And thanks to those who made nice comments and stupid ones. It made my day a little bit better 8D