Happy Holidays!
By dazedandconfused - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By dazedandconfused - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States