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By Anonyme - 27/01/2018 08:00
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Français vivant en Chine depuis un moment, j'aime bien les jeux vidéo (particulièrement les jeux Square Enix), la musique (Muse, Scorpion, Linkin Park, Metallica, etc...) et me promener dans un parc avec mon poisson rouge et mes chaussettes à rayures jaunes et noires. Ca me permet de pouvoir attirer les abeilles pour troquer leur miel contre des fraises tagada (à mettre dans de la bière) !
Ne pas hésiter à m'envoyer un mp si l'envie vous prend.
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Bonjour à tous c'est moi l'auteure de la VDM, et au passage merci de l'avoir publiée! Bon il faut savoir que je n'écris pas SI mal que ça, ne vous imaginez pas quelque chose d'horrible xD Mon beau-père a seulement eu du mal à lire certains passages... Ahlala. Karm@ et traviole@ J'adore haha le barbare@ Je me suis empressée de le faire dès qu'il m'a dit ça ;) unehistoire@ Ai-je un esprit mal placé ou c'était fait exprès? x) Jean Valjean@ C'est parce que je suis jeune que je n'ai pas compris votre commentaire? Scott_du_Canada@ Je n'ai que treize ans, donc les films des années 80 ne me parlent pas trop :p PrincesseMoi@ Exact, merci babyinthespace@ Si vous le dites... (Bon y'a une part de vérité xD) Marie Verger@ Mouais, il a quand même réussi à lire... Excusez-moi de vous avoir tous répondu en un seul commentaire mais je trouvais ça plus pratique x)