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Trop drôles vos com :-D! Heureusement la maîtresse de mon fils est plutôt "couille" ;-) (elle a l'habitude) et son orthophoniste aussi ... Pour vous répondre : #15 : Nous n'habitons pas à Montpellier mais en région lyonnaise . #21 : L'orthophoniste a bien sûr avant toute chose vérifié que la bouche soit fonctionnelle , donc entre autres choses le frein de taille suffisante :-) L'autre jour : "maman regarde, mon bateau "couille" !" moi, voulant le reprendre : "non mon chéri, il ne "COUILLE" pas ...", lui : "ouais, t'as raison, il fiotte !"
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Je suis l'auteur de la VDM et je tiens à rappeler que le but d'un pari est de mettre l'autre dans une situation délicate. Ayant tendance à parler à des filles plus jeunes que moi, mes potes m'appellent "le pédophile". Ils m'ont offert ce T-Shirt pour Noël, il fallait bien que je le porte. Sinon le pari était personnel, vous ne comprendriez pas :). Je suis un adorateur de l'humour noir ( Vive Le Pen ), donc personnellement je n'ai pas été choqué par ce défi. Je ne suis resté dans le parc que quelques secondes le temps de le traverser ( puis il faisait froid aussi ^^ ). C'est pour ça que je ne m'inquiétais pas au sujet de me faire tabasser. En revanche jamais je n'aurais pensé rencontrer mes beaux parents ( mon beau père a rit à la vue de mon T-Shirt >< ). Enfin voilà, je comprends que cela ait pu en choquer certains d'entre vous ( notamment ceux victimes de pédophiles ). En portant ce T-Shirt je ne défends pas les pédophiles, loin de là.