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By Anonyme - 27/04/2016 15:02 - France
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Bonsoir ! Je suis l'auteur(e) de cette VDM ! Alors comme certains l'ont dit, en soi bien sûr cela arrive à tous les parents, et mon super doudou m'a fait déjà bien pire ! Voilà ce qui s'est exactement passé: je mets deux cuillères dans l'assiette de mon fils, une pour le faire manger et une autre parce qu'il aime essayer de manger seul. Et donc en fait ce n'était pas son pain (mais c'était plus simple à expliquer en une phrase) mais sa première cuillère que j'étais en train de ramasser...ou plus précisément j'étais en train de nettoyer tout le petit suisse qui était au sol avec la cuillère...et c'est là que j'ai occulté l'existence de la seconde cuillère(la sournoise elle aussi !), qui a fini dans mes cheveux ! C'est vrai, ce n'est pas extraordinaire mais j'ai eu envie de partager ça quand même, sans penser que cette gentille VDM serait validée ! Mais merci beaucoup à ceux qui l'ont fait bien sûr ! Et puis, pour tous ceux qui me disent que c'est bon pour les cheveux, et bien ça tombe bien, ça me console car ma petite terreur n'a pas voulu faire de sieste ce matin du coup je n'ai pas pu me laver les cheveux ! Mais malgré tout sinon c'est vraiment un petit ange !