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By whatuseeisme - 04/11/2016 15:06 - France
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Ô joie de la première VDM publiée un plaisir incommensurable ! :) Je vous apporte quelques précisions, afin d'éclaircir cette sombre affaire. C'est une histoire qui m'est arrivée il y a quelques années, dans une pharmacie/parapharmacie où il y avait eu des vols. Ils avaient donc un vigil pour les week-ends. En sortant de chez le médecin avec une grippe et 40 de fièvre, je suis allée dans la fameuse pharmacie. Plein de monde le week-end, je patiente en jetant un oeil aux crèmes. C'est alors que l'ami vigil s'approche de moi, et me dit qu'il m'a vu glisser quelque chose dans mon sac, je lui explique que non. Mais il ne m'a pas cru. Il m'a alors demandé d'ouvrir mon sac, et comme dans un sac de fille, il y a toujours plein de poches, il a fallu que je vide son contenu un des comptoirs. Comme je n'étais pas très en forme, je ne me suis pas rendue compte de la situation vraiment. C'est quand j'ai raconté mon aventure par la suite que j'ai réalisé que ce n'était pas cool. En vidant tout, il a bien compris qu'il n'y avait pas de tube de crème et que la chose blanche qu'il m'avait vu ranger précipitamment dans une poche était le mouchoir dont je venais de me servir. Il a donc bafouillé un "Ah ben excusez-moi, faut pas vous tenir si près des crèmes après on peut croire que vous en volez !", il m'a laissé rassembler mes affaires et est reparti à son poste à l'entrée. Voilà pour l'histoire complète, et faites attention à ne pas vouloir ranger discrètement vos mouchoirs en voulant jeter un oeil aux rayons. Kiss, love, flex !