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By et un et deux et trois - 26/09/2014 11:20 - France
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Tout d'abord, merci de vos commentaires tous plus drôles les uns que les autres et de vos vœux d'anniversaire ! 20 ans, c'était censé être la super fiesta. Ensuite, désolée pour la faute " faite larguer", qui a suscité quelques désaccords ahah ! Pour ma défense, il était tard... Pour apporter quelques informations afin de compléter la VDM ( car oui, 300 caractères c'est peu ), je tiens à préciser : ce n'était pas le jour même de mon anniversaire, mais le week end qui a suivi, alors que je le fêtais en compagnie de mes amies... qui avaient fait le déplacement d'une ville à une autre pour venir me voir. Bon, vous vous douterez que la fête à été un peu plus amer que prévue. Et pour le coup, elles ont été super avec leurs petites attentions comme : un fouet en forme de pénis, des pailles zizi, etc... Ce genre de conneries qui redonnent le sourire. ( hein #14 ;) ) Maintenant, il faut passer à autre chose, et voir le bon côté des choses : je ne perds pas grand chose vu son courage hors pair pour m'affronter par sms.