By Alex - 02/12/2014 15:42 - France - Paris
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Trop fort ma VDM a été publié ! Alors, pour vous expliquer, je ne suis pas obese, c'est juste que j'ai pris du poids (6 kg) et ca se voit sur les hanches. Mon medecin constatant cela me l'a fait remarquer avec son mot préféré "grassouillet" (il l'avait déja sorti à mon copain) avant de me dire avec tout son tact que je faisait de la couenne sur les hanches.... Sinon, je ne compte pas changer de medecin, c'est un très bon medecin et ce n'est pas la premiere fois qu'il fait preuve de son tact légendaire, une autre fois il m'avait comparé à Jackouille, immitant même le fameux "Okeeeeey" excedé par mes "ok" à répétition en guise de réponse.
Salut à tous ! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM, alors premièrement merci de m'avoir publiée ! J'ai beaucoup rit en lisant vos commentaires mais non, je ne pense pas ressembler tant que ça à un dindon (enfin j'espère) mais apparemment, lorsque je suis énervée ma voix part dans les aiguës tout en bégayant, je vous laisse imaginer le résultat !! En tout cas je l'aurai pris avec humour si ce n'était pas la troisième fois qu'on me le disait, faut que je regarde la réalité en face, je crie comme un dindon ! Ce qui n'est évidemment pas une comparaison très sexy, je vous l'accorde :) Autre information importante, aucun de mes copains ne se connaissaient, ce qui rend cette anecdote d'autant plus drôle mais aussi un peux vexante hahaha Dans tous les cas, je continuerai à glouglouter avec plaisir ! Je vois le bon côté des choses, ça me rend unique (ou du moins, ça sort de l'ordinaire) ! Bonne soirée à tous :)