DampestAcorn7

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Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Mobility

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Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

The Mixer

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One more and it's business time

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100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Santa Claus

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

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A new thumb

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The return of the thumb

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The thumb strikes back

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50 quality comments

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I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

YDI Master

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Judgmental

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50 favorites

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Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

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kittywings tells us more.

Hey all, OP here To everyone wondering: yes, it was disgusting. After freaking out for a little, I just tried my best not to puke and washed the cockroach guts off my back. I smashed the half-dead cockroach with a shampoo bottle just to put the poor thing out of its misery and threw out the loofah. Speaking of the loofah, it was one of those really hard thick sponges, which is probably why the cockroach's shell got crushed by it (I also thought cockroaches' shells were too tough to be crushed like that, but maybe the steam from the shower softened it?) Anyway, though it was really really gross, the one good thing that came out of this is that my FML actually got posted, which is pretty cool. Thanks guys :)