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About Clarissebanane

Alors moi c'est Clarisse... Je réponds à tout les messages sauf ceux qui sont bizarre! Bref. Dans mon genre, je suis chiante, folle, débile, peut être sympa, sans doute amoureuse et célib. Physiquement, je suis... Euh comment dire... Bref juste la tête, cheveux chatains clairs, yeux bleus et voilà... Je suis grande pour mon âge (1m67 pour 12ans) :D Si vous voulez en savoir plus sur moi par Mp J'ai failli oublier le plus important; je suis fan d'équitation et des chevaux, je ne suis ni belieber ni directionner mais je suis 100% orelfan, et j'adore les Casseurs Flowters...

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Après une petite relecture des coms: la VDM a été corrigé, j'avais spécifié que la petite ne devait pas excéder trois ans, donc je ne pense pas qu'elle ait vraiment eu conscience de la mort du pigeon (même si j'ai bien l'hypothèse du pigeon qui fait une blague :D ), et c'est une VDM: pour le pigeon, le bus, la petite (plus tard quand on racontera ça à son premier copain X) ), ceux qui attendaient le bus, et ceux qui vont devoir subir la "génération sado" (dixit je sais plus qui.... Désolé, j'ai pas retrouvé les post :/)... Puis pas choqué, juste amusé par la réaction de la gamine :D