Soupçons
By PipiBlanc - 12/07/2012 15:14 - France - Brumath
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
See, one of you was right.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You're following 50 people
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You're following 100 people
You're following 200 people
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Welcome to the club! You posted 5 times on the Timeline.
By PipiBlanc - 12/07/2012 15:14 - France - Brumath
By VDM - 12/09/2019 20:00
By spakoynoynotchi - 31/05/2019 13:56 - France
By Anonymous - 10/02/2019 08:30
By VDM - 01/08/2018 17:00 - France - Paris
Il a finalement été expulsé mais est revenu 1 mois après (il y avait des rumeurs comme quoi il connaissait quelqu’un travaillant au FSB qui le couvrait ou qu’il avait payé une personne pour pouvoir revenir sur place). A partir de mars 2018, on m’a demandé 3 fois d’être rapatriée d’urgence en France, mais j’ai toujours refusé ! C’était trop douloureux de devoir mettre un terme à mon année d’échange (qui est unique dans une vie) et de plus en suivant des cours de finance dans le programme russophone, j’ai énormément travaillé pour pouvoir réussir, et je ne voulais pas « gâcher » tout mon travail effectué sur place. Publier cette VDM était pour moi une façon de tourner la page de ces moments difficiles, et de ne garder que les plus beaux moments de mon expérience là-bas. Si je peux aussi aider par mon témoignage d’autres femmes victimes de violence à parler alors c’est super ! Je suis très fière de ce que j’ai fait : j’ai passé mes examens comme les étudiants russes et validé mon année, puis j’ai travaillé sur place ! Maintenant que mes études sont finies j’enchaine les entretiens pour revenir travailler à Moscou. J’ai lu sur Facebook les commentaires, qui m’ont fait énormément rire ! Notamment ceux des expats et/ou futurs expats en Russie. Si je peux essayer de les rassurer : oui malheureusement ce genre d’évènements peut arriver à n’importe qui, mais aussi n’importe où! Mais Moscou est une ville magnifique, et la Russie vaut la peine d’être connue ! Les gens sont adorables, je me suis fait énormément d’amis là-bas qui attendent que je revienne, la culture et la langue sont très belles; et l’hiver à vivre là-bas est certes froid (-24 quand j’y habitais !) mais voir la Place Rouge sous la neige est juste féerique ! Il faut juste en voyageant faire attention à soi et surtout au moindre problème ne pas hésiter à en parler!