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By Anonyme - 11/03/2016 00:12
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By Surfer_Vert - 28/10/2015 14:15 - France - Paris
(Repost suite à une fausse manip :-( ) Hou là ! Que de commentaires... bon, quelques précisions s'imposent. Cette VDM s'est passée en... 1997 :-) sur la ligne Tours-Paris. Donc, à cette glorieuse époque, on ne demandait pas le n° de quelqu'un comme ça puisque les portables apparaissaient tout juste. Alors, le "gros suant et soufflant" qui choque... j'aurais effectivement pu utiliser un autre terme, mais, pour décrire la situation : juste après que le train se soit mis en route, pile au moment où je me disais que, pour une fois, j'avais du bol, le monsieur en question avait dû attraper le train au dernier moment après une course effrénée (d'où le "suant et soufflant"), quant au qualificatif de "gros", inutile de bondir et de me jeter vos critiques à la face, c'était bien le cas, mais, comme, personnellement, je ne suis pas adepte des tablettes de chocolat mais plutôt de la mousse, ça ne me choque pas plus que ça. Si j'avais dit "gros porc" ou autre insulte du genre, oui, mais pas dans le cas présent (perso, gros, moi j'assume mon quintal). Quant à la suite.... ben rien, je n'ai pas osé (ça reste un regret, mais bon, j'étais jeune et pas franchement à l'aise), je suis donc resté avec mon "gros suant et soufflant" à me bagarrer pour l'accoudoir pendant tout le trajet. L'avantage de la SNCF, c'est que ça alimente les VDM :-)