Safe as houses
By chucklesman96 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Canada - Westerose
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
By chucklesman96 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Canada - Westerose