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By (em)merdeuse - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Martinique - Sainte-luce
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By (em)merdeuse - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Martinique - Sainte-luce
By RoiArthur - 06/04/2016 13:58 - Luxembourg - Luxembourg
By mamma - 21/12/2015 12:19 - France - Brignais
By NoemieAxelle - 06/08/2015 17:01 - France - Lyon
Eh, mais, c'est ma VDM ça ! Mais noooon j'y crois pas ^^ Pas grand chose à raconter ensuite, Dobby n'est pas venu (le réseau de Transplanage devait sûrement être saturé, je ne sais pas..), du coup je retourne bien à Poudlard en Septembre... Pff la loose ;) Blague à part, il n'y avait rien de méchant de la part de mes parents de m'évincer ainsi, j'ai 19 ans et je suis pas du tout partie pour bosser dans la même branche que mon père, le dîner aurait sûrement été trèèèès long pour moi, mais la façon de faire m'a un peu surprise. "Ils ne savent pas que tu es là, ne descend pas dire bonjour". Euh, mais si vous avez honte de moi les gars, dites-le moi surtout ? Et en ce qui concerne les références à Harry Potter, ça aussi est un sujet litigeux à la maison, j'en fait depuis que je suis haute comme ça, mes parents n'en peuvent plus... Pauvres Moldus, ils n'y comprennent décidément rien ! ^^
By Bontempi - 30/10/2015 16:00
#94 Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM... Cette histoire est belle et bien véridique, et ne comporte aucune connotation humoristique (hormis le côté VDM, bien évidement)... Par contre effectivement, mon cerveau opère un certain blocage quant à changer mon rapport verbal avec eux... Par contre je tiens à préciser (pour tous les commentaires que j'ai pu lire) que oui, mes parents sont géniaux. L'éducation que j'ai reçue n'a pas été dure ou sévère... par contre, elle a été précise :)