By bouuuuuh le bébé - 27/10/2016 00:10 - France - Longjumeau
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Loué soit Kraft, Kifflom, Cris Formage, et tout le bordel qui va avec :-) !
Accessoirement, je fais des jeux de mots, blagues, tout ça. (C'est pas toujours drôle mais.. tant pis :'))
Sinon, que dire a propos de moi °-° ?
Bah.. j'aime bien l'informatique, les motocross, j'ai peur des papillons et j'envisage de passer le BSR, puis de m'acheter une rieju mrt 50cc :|
('fin dans mes rêves, parce que pour les économies on repassera plus tard... a pied..)
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Ben, quand je m'en suis rendu compte (oui, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM) j'ai tout de suite appelé la fille de la dame pour lui dire que je m'étais planté et que malheureusement je ne pouvais faire demi-tour car j'étais sur l'autoroute et très très en retard pour le boulot. La dame à raté son avion :(