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He who tries, wins.
See, one of you was right.
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
Happy month-versary
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
At night, all FMLs are grey.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Colonel Whiskers
Well done, you gave a Hug to our secret mascot!
Nocturnal Up
At night, all wolves are grey.
Omelette Master Badge
You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
Chicken Thief Badge
You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.
Cheat combo
You know the Gradius cheat code, well done master geek!
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Going for gold
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
Invader
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
I NEED to know!
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
Mike Tyson
Like Mike Tyson, you have the strength of a tiger.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
I liked to the power of 20
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
Picture this FML
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Multitasking
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.