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By mais_pourquoiiii - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Le Cannet
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Salut tout le monde,
J'utilise un compte un peu anonyme pour éviter que mes amis me reconnaissent donc je ne révélerai pas mon identité ?
Les chevaux sont toute ma vie comme vous l'avez sans doute remarqué... ?
Si vous voulez plus d'infos (et que vous savez écrire) les MP sont là pour ça! ?
J'adore cette appli et je m'éclate tous les jours avec.
Gros bisou à tout le monde! ?
Ah au fait ! Sachez que le "Salut, comment ça va ?" en MP est très agaçant et que je ne risque pas de répondre puisque vous n'en avez strictement rien à foutre du bien-être d'une inconnue. Allez Ciao ✋
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Coucouuuuu je suis l'auteur de la VDM :) Pour répondre à certaines interrogations, si je n'ai pas 'enquêté' pour savoir si le garçon en question était célibataire, c'est tout simplement parce que je ne le connaissais pas assez pour poser la question de manière désinvolte (est-il réellement possible de demander cela à quelqu'un?) et que, n'ayant jamais été à moins de 100km de sa copine, il m'était un peu difficile d'attester de son existence... Et au final, je ne regrette pas de m'être jetée à l'eau, on en a beaucoup ri et on arrive encore à en rire ! C'est un garçon vraiment adorable et il n'y a pas de problème par rapport à ça :) Comme vous l'avez très bien dit je préfère avoir des remords que des regrets, et mon pseudo illustre parfaitement ma réaction et la légèreté avec laquelle je prends tout cela! Merci pour vos gentils messages et grooooos bisous plein d'amour!!!!!!!!!!!