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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff - Italy - Caselle
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You agreed with your own post. Nice.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
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See, one of you was right.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You're following 200 people
You're following 100 people
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You're following 50 people
You said "I agree" with 1000 posts
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff - Italy - Caselle
By elomalo - 04/05/2018 22:30
By Dommage1 - 29/03/2018 22:30 - France - Lagnieu
By Lalouve93 - 13/04/2009 09:14
By meltod - 11/06/2018 12:30 - France
Pour les quelques réponses. Je ne me serais pas permis de faire ça chez mes parents. C'est chez moi. Et pas de restriction de pièce puisqu'il n'y a qu'une pièce de 200 m2. Bon on a quand même réussi à le faire. À grand coup de musique et d'eau savonneuse. Par contre 1 an après, j'ai retrouvé des traces de vomi sous la terrasse. Arggggg