By Jaeda - 12/03/2009 20:04 - United States
screamworks
Followed
Followers
Badges
Comments
Visits
Favorites
About Screamworks
Screamworks - Followers
Screamworks - Followed
Screamworks's page visits
Hugged!
Screamworks's FML badges
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Screamworks's favorite FMLs
Jaeda tells us more.
Giving up
By Kate - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By Koubz - 19/04/2010 12:07 - Egypt
Koubz tells us more.
Guys, I only posted this to make people laugh. My life does not suck, nor did that ruin my day at all. Anyway i have allergies, and it was like 35 degrees celsius that day. I DID have tissues on my desk (I think) but by instinct, when i don't have tissues i sneeze away from whoever i'm talking to (usually towards the ground or the opposite way)
Road rage
By Hayley - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada
By Anonymous - 24/12/2009 20:10 - United States
I'm twenty years old, and my boss never leaves me enough work, but I'm expected to stay a full day so that I can answer the phones during all business hours. Sometimes my days are very slow, so I have to entertain myself. Don't hate on me and my goofiness because you're square. :) I forgot about the mustache because it was small and had been there for a good 3 hours when he showed up. And yes.. I had met him before and I will see him again. We're going to be doing some building for the nearby base. I work for a construction company.