Not too fond of the chair
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
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Those were still fine luckily but in general it can expire, yes. It becomes all grey and greasy and tastes like soap. Not nice :/