Ne fais pas ça
By Anonyme - 20/07/2015 13:25 - Canada - Longueuil
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By Anonyme - 20/07/2015 13:25 - Canada - Longueuil
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By soph_fiie - 06/03/2015 17:28 - France - ?vry
Bonjour tout le monde, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM, je n'en reviens pas d'avoir été publié ! Je rédige ce commentaire avec un autre compte car je ne pensais vraiment pas être publiée donc je n'en avait pas crée un avant. Cette histoire m'est arrivé alors que j'étais au lycée, ce garçon et moi avions décider de manger ensemble une fois à midi, le courant passait super bien, il me faisait rire, et j'ai soudain senti que j'allais éternuer. Pourquoi avoir pincer mon nez ? Car on ne sais jamais ce qui va en ressortir ! (glamour décidément) mais pour le coup ce n'est pas de mon nez que s'est ressorti ... J'ai en plus compris ce qu'il venais de se passer quelques secondes avant lui et quand je l'ai vu baisser la tête et regarder ce qui venait d'atterrir dans son assiette je me suis confondu en excuses ! J'avais tellement honte ! Au final nous ne nous sommes pas revu après cet événement et il a quitté le lycée quelque mois après. Et puis au vu de sa tête quand il a reçu le "projectile" devant lui, je n'ai même pas essayer de le prendre à la rigolade, et j'avais bien trop honte pour ça. En tout cas maintenant quand j'éternue je mets ma main devant mon nez ET ma bouche, comme ça je suis sur que rien ne sort de nul part :P En tout cas vos commentaires m'on fait bien rire et je me sens un peu moins honteuse maintenant, même si ça remonte maintenant a quelques années ! :)